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Diatom
 “I can't get enough of them!!” –   Pokémon card collector  

Sinfonia
 “I was left speechless!!” –  Person after touching a 9 volt battery on their tongue  

Pinheads from the Past
 “Once again, seeing them has reduced me to tears” –  Employee at onion peeling factory 

 Moebius Dickus
 “I’ll definitely coming back to see them again” – Person sceptical about the effectiveness of their rehab 

 Maybe Mastani
 “They made a sound I simply cannot describe” – Person with extremely limited vocabulary

Raw Cottlestone Pie
“After seeing them, I'll never be the same again!”  –  Person who accidentally caught a glimpse of Freddie Krueger’s testicles 

The Aural Cigars
“I was totally swept off my feet”  –  Person looking the wrong way when the wave hit

Cross Beam Treadle
“I hadn’t seen anything like it for a long, long time ”  –   Recipient of corneal replacement  

Meson
“ The place was going crazy for them!”  –  Person who threw peanuts in the monkey cage  

Furry Anvil
“They let fly with some absolute bangers!”  – Fireworks spectator 

Earwig
“The whole place was pumping”- Visitor to sewerage treatment plant  

The Monads
“It was a complete sonic overload” – Plane spotter standing under runway 

  Puppet Show

“Seeing them was a highlight of my life” – Visitor to Democratic Republic of Congo gorillas 

 New Intolerance

 “We just had to keep dancing around!” – Person standing on the ant hill 

Bos Taurus  

 “My ears were electrified!” – Person with malfunctioning hearing aids 

Muthaflippin   

 “Everyone in the place was jumping” – Employee at a kids trampoline center 

Egg of Mantumbi    

 “Every show keeps us on our toes” – Trainee at the nearby ballet school 

Simple Lines    

“They totally set the place on fire!” – Attendee at Pyromaniacs Anonymous

The Radical Postures

  “At the end, I kept screaming for more” – The kid who loved the birthday cake 

Plastic Consequence

 “Rock like I’ve never seen before” – Inexperienced geologist 

Chain Daisy

 “Very, very cool. Sent shivers down my spine” – Person that fell in the town fountain 

The Hope Resin

 “Absolutely brimming with energy, always electric!” – Motto of nearby battery replacement company 

Push The Button

 “I enjoy them every time, but tonight they were particularly raw” – Diner at the local kebab shop

Dejective

 “Astonishing. I’ve never heard anything like them” – Person who went diving with very communicative whales